TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE TOO INTO TRUE BLOOD
10. You still can’t look at eggs without being really grossed out.
9. Every time you see a dead possum, you say to yourself: “Oh well – that’s one less demon inside someone.”
8. You’re convinced that stray dog is your crazy ex.
7. You always carry a sterling silver chain in your pocket… just in case.
6. You microwave your V8 before drinking it.
5. You call your sister Sookie, even though her name is Janet.
4. You’ve actually tried to glamour a stranger at a bar.
3. You work the word “bayou” into at least one conversation a day.
2. You have actually wondered if your boss is a fang banger – or just really into turtlenecks.
1. Whenever you see a cooler, for a split second you think someone is transporting V.