10 Completely Absurd Japanese Products

Japan is country with a culture that seems to have an endless capacity for creativity. That sounds like a compliment, but it’s actually more of a warning. The products below are all the brainchildren of Japanese inventors and businesspeople, none of which will fill you with hope for the country’s future.

Personal Lap

Hey, no calories! Diet Water

Doritos

Smile Trainer

Denim Thong

Vocal Strengthener/Pacifier

Personal Karaoke

Fake Boobs (Cameron Diaz edition?)

Nose Straightener

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