Brangelina Tell Their Kids They’re Getting Married
Posted by Earnest on April 13, 2012

The most important thing in the world to happen today is the news that Brad and Angelina are finally tying the knot. As you know, several of the world’s economies depend on the revenue generated from Jolie-Pitt vacations. Their tips alone are enough to feed a family of five for a year. Thus any thing that happens to Brangelina happens to the world, and several developing countries are sure to be hoping to win the honeymoon Lotto. This marriage is an important step for the Jolie-Pitts and one that must be delicately explained to their children—this is how we think that conversation went.
