John Travolta’s Tug-Job Tragedy

For those of you who are too busy reading about the European finical crisis to pay attention to the real news, John Travolta has now been accused of sexually harassing two male masseurs. Not only that, but the Pulp Fiction star allegedly claimed that he performed numerous homosexual favors to advance his career, and that “Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.” Far be it from me to tell the homosexual Jewish community of Hollywood how to run their casting couches, but it seems to me they should be giving the favors in exchange for sex, not expecting them.

Travolta is also alleged to have mentioned that he had done things in his past that would “make most people throw up.” I assume that’s a reference to Look Who’s Talking Too.

There are a lot more gory details, but why read when you can get the same information via crudely-made Taiwanese computer animations?