Micaela Schaefer’s VHS Dress Is Super Classy

The first naked woman I ever saw was on a VHS tape. This, on the other hand, is the first VHS tape I’ve seen on a naked woman. Circle of life.

The woman in question is model Micaela Schaefer. Recently, at the German premiere of Men in Black 3, she showed up wearing a dress made entirely of video tape. Thankfully for future patrons of the theater, she also wore a thong. Apparently, Schaefer has a history of wearing really stupid shit to movie premieres, as evidenced by the pictures below. I guess I’m supposed to like this sort of thing, but I’m not really impressed. In that sense, it was probably the perfect dress to wear to MIB III.

What do you think of Schaefer’s wardrobe, or lack-thereof?