11 Celebrities Who Are Probably High On “Bath Salts”
Last week, a homeless man in Miami had his face mauled off by an attacker who was high on “bath salts.” After hearing about the attack, I immediately ran to my mother’s bathroom closet and began smoking all of the bath salts I could find. However, the urge to eat faces never materialized, and I was left with nothing more than a headache and severely dehydrated sinus cavities.
As it turns out, the bath salts in question weren’t actually bathing aides, but rather a synthetic drug nicked as such because of its white-powdery appearance. The drug is enjoyed the world over by juvenile delinquents and homeless drifters whose tastes are too sophisticated for your average bottle of MD 20/20. And if I had to wager, I’d say the following celebrities are probably familiar with the wonders of bath salts as well. But don’t quote me on that, or Gary Busey might eat my face off.