Madonna’s Body Looks Great For Her Age. Unfortunately, People Her Age Have Horrible, Horrible Bodies.
Madonna’s MDNA tour began in Tel Aviv, and I have to say that the material girl’s body looks great for her age. Unfortunately, her age is 53, and the average 53-year-old body looks like a cross between a walrus and the “well zombie” from Walking Dead, so that’s really not a compliment.
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