Cat Cora’s Headshot… We Mean Mugshot

When you or I have to take a mug shot after a DUI arrest, we will be shoved under the harsh glare of the fluorescent lights and in front of the mug shot camera, completely bedraggled. And if you aren’t bedraggled, you will get draggled somewhere along the way. When you’re Food Network’s Cat Cora, though, you get to go home after your DUI, spend 11 days figuring out just what kind of pose you want to adopt for your mug shot, and get your hair and makeup done to make sure you don’t look like a low-rent prostitute from off the streets when you get your mug shot snapped. Good pose choice, Cat. It says “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I clean up well and am a 7… an 8 if you factor in my income.”

Here’s footage of Cat just after being pulled over for this DUI. It’s almost unfair that someone as famous as Cat would have to be bothered with dealing with the police after rear-ending another driver and registering a .19 blood alcohol level. I mean, she’s a freaking iron chef! When you’re an Iron Chef, you’ve got a target on your back and every chef in America is gunning for you. We should be happy she’s not taking more drinks and rear ending more cars.