Miley Cyrus Completes Transformation… Into Hooker
Posted by Earnest on July 24, 2012
Sometimes we’re a little harsh on young Miley. I mean, look at her, she’s all grown up, and she’s blossomed into a Pretty Woman. What’s with 1) The guy to her right, who looks like he wants to eat her earlobe but can’t figure out whether it’s worth going through the hair and 2) the guy behind her carrying a cell phone from last century? Those are the only questions we feel capable of answering… the question of who told her it was ok to wander into the streets dressed like a Disney prostitute are beyond anyone’s comprehension.
