This Is What America Wants From Paul Ryan

Well, clearly this Presidential election is going to be decided on the issues, one of the most pressing issues being what Paul Ryan looks like without a shirt. In Google, “Paul Ryan shirtless” comes up right after “budget plan.” I imagine many dinner table conversations going something like this “He wants to gut Medicaid, but have you seen his abs? Decisions…” It isn’t like Vice Presidents have anything to do anyway—might as well get a little bit of Crossfit in. We’d better not catch you on GetOutOfTheMirror.com, Senator Ryan!

So he’s what passes for a sex symbol these days? I blame the worldwide financial crisis. People expect far less bang for their buck these days. On that note, here are some pics of the buck the chicks want to bang.