Awkward Celebrity Photos: Fan Edition!

Poor Justin Bieber…Not only does he have to maintain a perfectly coiffed hairdo at all times like his career depends on it (it does), he’s gotta put up with female fans trying to steal some of his DNA with their mouths at any given moment.  And in the latest fan photo taken of him, it’s pretty obvious that he just CAN’T HANDLE THAT SHIT.

Don’t cry, Justin!  Find comfort in this gallery of other celebrities caught in horrifically uncomfortable moments with their fans!  (And forgive that poor girl–she just wanted to know what pretty tastes like…so pretty…)

Johnny’s back on the market and clearly wastin’ no time…

How dare this baby not worship me…Doesn’t he know WHO I AM?!

Diseases! Diseases seeping through my pores!

You should totally get a tattoo placed HERE, Rihanna! Of like a crazy Egyptian goddess bird or something…

So here’s a little story all about how–I slapped a Ukrainian reporter in Moscow…

#WhitePeople

I just want to be your Brenda, that’s all I want.  Don’t fight it…just hold me…

Where’s his other hand?  Aha! That explains Britney’s face!

This is post-Glitter.

What did you do with that baby, Gaga?  Uhhh…

This little girl is the voice of America.