15 Absolutely Ridiculous Print Ads

WARNING: None of these print ads were approved by Don Draper.  They’re just straight up insane pleas for your attention.  I doubt any of these (mostly disturbing) ads are going to get any of us to have a sudden hankering for a McDonald’s shake, or suddenly see beer as an adorable choice of beverage, but I’ll let you be the judge.  (I am, however, considering converting to Ice Creamism.)

A Finnish milk ad.

I think they’re supposed to be udders.  I don’t think this will bring all the boys to the yard…

This just makes me want those puppies!

Are the noodles hallucinogenic?  That’s what I’m getting from this…

So it’s not a print ad.  It’s just a really f***ed up (fake) product with picture.

Subtle, BK.

This is for condoms.  This is also gross.

The most interesting idiotic man in the world. “I don’t always smoke, but when I do…”

I can hear Susan B. Anthony crying…

This is for ice cream. Ice cream + religion = ICE CREAMISM.

The post office is getting desperate.  Creepy desperate.

Oh, come on. We all put on a bit overtime.

SO WEAR OUR PANTS, STUPID!

Oh this is good.  Because I like my chicken to relax a little before I tear it apart with my mouth…

Okay, yeah, I’ll buy your car–but only if you promise me I’ll never have to see this image again.