15 RIDICULOUS OBAMA COLLECTIBLES
Since news broke that Osama Bin laden was killed, everyone’s been trying to cash in on President Obama’s name. We’ve compiled a list of the top 15 most ridiculous Barack Obama items for sale on eBay.
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OBAMA LOW CUT TRUNKS
Sorry guys, no matter how wonderful you think the man is, there’s absolutely no reason to have his face so close to your penis. |
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OBAMA DREAM CATCHER 20 inches long, including feathers! |
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OBAMA IN GOLD SUIT ACTION FIGURE This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear that to the inauguration. Actually, I’m pretty sure he didn’t wear that, EVER. |
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HOMEMADE OBAMA FAN
Hopefully the tongue depressor that Obama’s face is glued to has not been used. |
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“OBAMA FAMILY INSPIRED” DOLL MAGNETS
What an insult to the Obama family. Enough said. |
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HANDMADE OBAMA SOAP
Too bad it doesn’t look like Barack Obama. It looks like Bill Cosby circa 1982. |
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TOY REPLICA OF OBAMA’S HANDS
This is, undoubtedly, one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. What on Earth??? |
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OBAMA CUSTOM AIR FORCE ONE SNEAKERS
These are hideous. Simply hideous. Yes We Can… go to the store and buy you another pair of shoes. |
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OBAMA PIN PURSE Who needs a Louis Vuitton handbag when you can own this little beauty instead? |
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POTUS 1600: OBAMA COLOGNE The manufacturer describes it as “a limited edition, historically commemorative fragrance that insights Hope for Women and Men in Honor of Barack Obama.” We describe it as “marketing bullshit.” |
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OBAMA WATCH The ugliest watch I’ve ever seen. Who designed it? PT Barnum? |
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OBAMA TRINKET BOX Now I need more junk to hold my junk? Thanks, but I’ll pass. |
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YES WE CAN-DLES It costs more than a Yankee candle. Give me a break. |
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OBAMA PAPER TOWEL HOLDER I have no words. None. Except from a distance, that thing looks a little phallic. I’m just saying. |
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OBAMA “HOPE ON A ROPE” First of all, that’s not Obama, it’s the Mad Magazine guy. And second, whoever is making these must be delusional. |