Bobbi Kristina Is Marrying Her Brother?

The word on the web today is that Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s daughter, is marrying her adopted brother, Nick. You know, it’s hard for kids to step out of the shadows of their parents. Well, Bobbi Kristina just came stumbling out of her’s.

And as you would expect, the texts have been flying.

Please tell us this is just another reality-tv sham, like the Kardashian wedding and the Presidental debates.