Brad Pitt’s New Perfume Ad is Kinda Creepy

I have no idea what the bloody hell is going on with Brad Pitt’s advertisement for Chanel No. 5.  It’s not so much “poetic” as it is depressing, confusing,  boring, and kinda creepy…it’s basically Kristen Stewart’s definition of porn.

Best line: “But wherever I go, there you are.  My luck, my fate, my fortune…” Is he seriously talking about f*cking perfume right now? Also, why is it necessary for him to have such a creepy look in his eyes when he’s saying that line?!!  And why do I suddenly feel like life is meaningless?  Is it because I don’t have a lucky perfume? :(

If Chanel had just made this picture their campaign, everyone would smell like Chanel No. 5 right now…