Celebrities in Halloween Costumes 2012
The Halloween parties began this weekend. Here are some highlights of the expensive Halloween costumes the celebrities wore:
Christina Aguilera went as Queen Orange Boobs:
Fergie went as a drag-queen-but-with-too-good-of-a-body, while sexy husband Josh Duhamel tried to disguise how good looking he is with his old-hippie-Dennis-Woodruff costume.
Jenny McCarthy went as the most adorable Strawberry you’ve ever seen.
Scott Disick did not dress up (he just is American Psycho.)
The gorilla with boobs is actually Heidi Klum. I’m assuming the other is a real ape/not Seal.
Zac Efron went as “I’m a man now, so just forget that High School Musical EVER HAPPENED, OKAY?! I’M A MAN!” Aly and AJ went as the ex-Disney stars/pop duo who you thought were kinda hot for a second but then you forgot about.
Shaun White went as Pretty Woman. He kept his face that way the entire night just so you’d know he was that funny part where Richard Gere closes the jewelry box so quickly that it makes Julia Roberts gasp and laugh her maniacal-Julia-Roberts-laugh-of-delight. Shaun is currently having jaw surgery to correct the damage caused by the pose.
*Robert Pattinson (*Actually Darren Kriss, a much less famous actor so let’s just call him ‘Robert Pattinson’) went as the other 50,000 hipsters that went as the little kid from Moonrise Kingdom. I did not even want to find a picture of Kristen Stewart in that adorable little girl’s outfit from Moonrise Kingdom, because it would ruin that adorable little girl’s character/that movie/my life.
This is Lance Bass. And that’s all I have to say about that.
Emma Roberts went as her aunt that one time she was a prostitute, something us “normal people” can’t do without some really uncomfortable tension at Thanksgiving.
Kris Jenner went as what…what are you doing? Stahp. STAHP!