Zero Gravity Teen Nightclub Pics: MOTHERLOAD OF LULZ
Published on: May 12, 2009 – 11:23 am by Jillian Madison 
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Zero Gravity is a non-alcoholic nightclub (oxymoron) in Naperville, IL. And their website is FILLED with page after page of hysterical photos of loser-y teens partying like it’s 1999. Here are some of the funniest pics for you to peruse, while reveling in the fact that you’re old enough to get into a real club:
May 12th, 2009
it’s one thing to be an awkward teen, but this is outright embarrassing.
May 12th, 2009
ditto, YUCKI1
May 12th, 2009
holy crap! is that kid rocking Blue Steel in the first 3 pictures?? hilarious!
May 13th, 2009
“Mom, it’s almost 10 and we’re all danced out, will you come pick us up? Sorry it’s so late!”
October 22nd, 2009
actually zero gravity is one of the most well known clubs in the chicagoland area
The place has been the cradle to some of chicago’s top dj’s and producers.
They’re club is actually a legit establishment and they host a 21+ party on fridays with fully stocked bars and professional bartenders for the adult crowd. They have had some of the best and top dj’s and dance acts perform at their club from all over the world. Chicago is known for its elaborate downtown nightclub and great nightlife, but anyone that grew up there knows that they started out clubbing at zero gravity. Sure the pictures posted feature some different individuals, but reality is that they should have posted pictures of the hottest girls and guys that go have a good time, dance, and party with their friends. After reading this article i could tell that the author and the people commenting have either never been to a club, or are like those weirdos pictured above and are just trying to make themselves better. There are always gonna be losers at any club you go to, including the best nightclubs in chicago (I.e soundbar, crobar, excalibur etc.) but there will always be the hottest people that go out to enjoy themselves too. It’s a simple social tendency, and theres nothing to do about it.
July 1st, 2010
lol whatever Caleb, it was well known when I was in HS that Zero Gravity was totally lame. Nobody I know would have been caught dead in there.
July 25th, 2010
It seems that this site can be really mean some times. I am old enough to get into night clubs and this is not funny at all. It is mean. Were you never that age? Get a life man. These kids could be looking at your site and feeling bad about themselves thanks to you. Grow up.
August 14th, 2010
I live not to far from Zero Gravity, and my sister wanted to take me (since I am not 21) because she decides somehow that would be fun for me… Me, the younger sister that wants nothing more but to paint or sleep. Clubbing defiantly sounds like me… Anyway I went once, walking in the door and kept walking to get back out. Trust me if you ever see these “party” goers in person let alone set foot in that cluster fuck. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
February 14th, 2012
These are some funny pics, but I went there in the 90s and would have to say I ment alot of hot chicks,strippers, models, and porn stars at zerogravity. Almost everybody who graduated around 1999 went there one time or another.