People in Chicago, there is a total freak living amongst you – and he wants to pay you to sniff his nasty breath. The compensation for this daunting task? A mere $5 per sniff, according to the Craigslist ad he put up yesterday:

The creepiest line? “If we met at your home, I wouldn’t need to step inside your home, since we would just have a brief interaction and then exchange money.”

LOCK YOUR DOORS, CHICAGO. LOCK YOUR DOORS.

(Thanks for the tip, Cindy!)