FIRST LISTEN: Kim Zolciak’s New Single “Google Me”
Published on: September 23, 2010 – 1:29 pm by Jillian Madison 
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It’s official: Kim Zolciak is the worst thing to happen to music since Nickelback. Here’s your first taste of her new single, “Google Me.” If the title doesn’t make you want to puke, perhaps her shitty “can’t be helped by autotune” voice will. The worst part? Girlfriend is actually convinced she’s talented. Give it a listen, and you be the judge:
(The chorus: “Research me. You’ll find me. Click them keys and Google Me.” Actually, Kim, they’ll research you and find this website and bitch about you. That’s how the internet works.)
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September 27th, 2010
Kim Zolciak is what Heidi Montag will see when she looks into her future.
December 10th, 2010
My favorite part is how she rhymes “me” with “me” three times. Absolute brilliance.
January 13th, 2011
Wow this was so bad I couldn’t even finish the 30 second clip. She doesn’t even seem to know what singing sounds like, sounds like she’s talking. Right on about the auto tune also, it’s not even helping this mess of a “song”. Worst voice ever. She must have written the lyrics herself, they suck.
January 26th, 2011
Wow! please Please! tell me this is a joke, she’s not even singing for God’s sake. Google me? you could hear better in a beer joint on karaoke night, I have never heard of her before and I wanna keep it that way.
April 15th, 2011
it isn’t a joke. i mean it is, an epic joke of cosmic proportions, but not a joke in the sense that this isn;t an actual song.
and newsflash, you wig-wearing baboon: everyone can be googled. you aren’t goddamn special. i hope one of your plastic-looking wigs catches fire. that would be the only- ONLY- time i would ever watch an episode of RH. ANY rh.
December 5th, 2011
Why can’t she understand that she can’t sing? :(