Ridiculous news of the day: Starbucks locations will soon be selling regional wine and beer and serving cheese on fine china. Why? It’s their latest – and most desperate – attempt to get your mother to come in and spend money during the evening hours.  So not only will you have to wade through crowds of obnoxious, Norah Jones-listenin’ pseudo-intellectuals to order your $4 burnt tasting coffee, but now half of them will be drunk, too. THANKS, STARBUCKS!

Read All About It: USA Today