Top 10 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
Published on: July 26, 2011 – 9:47 pm by Jillian Madison
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10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
6. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
5. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
4. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
3. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
1. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.






























May 2nd, 2009
hehe
December 13th, 2009
I’d like to Slytherin YOUR Chamber of Secrets..
July 28th, 2011
It’s LUMOS! Arggghhh!!!
July 29th, 2011
My peronal favourite is: “I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.”
July 29th, 2011
It’s ‘Lumos Maxima’ not ‘Luminos Maxima’
July 31st, 2011
My basilisk would like to slytherin your chamber of secrets.
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
September 22nd, 2011
What I find so interesting is you could never find this anyhewre else.
December 22nd, 2011
I’m disappointed that there’s no “slytherin/slither in” joke.