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Top 10 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Published on: July 26, 2011 – 9:47 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

6. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.

5. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

4. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

3. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!

2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

1. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

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  1. pwkwsfi
    May 2nd, 2009

    hehe

  2. Smuckie
    December 13th, 2009

    I’d like to Slytherin YOUR Chamber of Secrets..

  3. Bells
    July 28th, 2011

    It’s LUMOS! Arggghhh!!!

  4. Maddison
    July 29th, 2011

    My peronal favourite is: “I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.”

  5. Potterhead
    July 29th, 2011

    It’s ‘Lumos Maxima’ not ‘Luminos Maxima’

  6. slytherinangel
    July 31st, 2011

    My basilisk would like to slytherin your chamber of secrets.

    Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  7. Arjay
    September 22nd, 2011

    What I find so interesting is you could never find this anyhewre else.

  8. Kate
    December 22nd, 2011

    I’m disappointed that there’s no “slytherin/slither in” joke.

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