The Most Epic “Bad Grammar” Rant Of All Time
Published on: August 11, 2011 – 3:09 pm by admin 
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August 11th, 2011
Hell YEAH!
August 11th, 2011
Truly epic!
August 11th, 2011
This is incredible!
August 11th, 2011
They forgot a period after one of the “cunts”.
August 12th, 2011
You wouldn’t believe the number of times I’ve written to translation groups to complain about their grammar. Might just point them to this in future…
August 12th, 2011
What the goddamn fuck is wrong with you? No question mark?
August 12th, 2011
As M. Bison would say, “YES! YES!”.
August 12th, 2011
AMEN!
August 12th, 2011
I counted at least 64 cuss words in that post. It does bother me very much to see your/you’re and they’re/there/their misused. >_<
August 12th, 2011
1. after him when you use him a sentence.
2. Downs
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1. _in_ a sentence.
2. Down
August 12th, 2011
Rules that everyone on the internet should follow, for the love of zombie jesus.
August 13th, 2011
Wow, wow, and wow.
(see what I did there… and here)
August 14th, 2011
“When you use him a sentence”? — Rant FAIL…
August 14th, 2011
As a student of English, and as someone who is frequently disappointed by humankinds lack of knowledge of basic English. This rant displays my thoughts brilliantly, however I find it ironic that there are mistakes within the rant. I’ve noticed quite a few missing full-stops, and question marks, and as others have pointed out, the syntax is not always correct. In a way it makes all of the points in the rant invalid, due to the hippocracy of the writer.
August 14th, 2011
@Holly
As a student of English, you should understand the difference between hippocracy and hypocrisy. One is a government by hippos and the other is the state of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, ideals, thoughts, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Therefore your invalidation of this rant is invalid. :-p
August 15th, 2011
Fucking outstanding. There’s an error here and there but when you’re on a rant one can lose it a bit. That’s my other ‘love of zombie jesus’ Lose and loose are 2 different words. FUCKING LEARN TO USE THEM CORRECTLY. That is all.
August 15th, 2011
TLDR
August 16th, 2011
Okay. Look. I agree, but there are numerous grammatical errors within this rant. Like: lack of proper punctuation. Sometimes there are periods to indicate the end of a sentence, sometimes there are not. Question marks? Eh, maybe.
August 16th, 2011
What’s difficult about adding question marks and periods? I can’t take a rant like this seriously when it has its own mistakes.
August 17th, 2011
hahaha this is pretty incredible!
August 17th, 2011
@ Katie: If you wait 28 or so, one of those cunts will provide it.
August 17th, 2011
@ Katie: If you wait 28 days or so, one of those cunts will provide it.
August 17th, 2011
The irony.
August 20th, 2011
He wrote i not I at one point.
August 24th, 2011
Ummm…it is the APA style book…not the AP style book…Rant fail.
August 27th, 2011
“…do you recognise him” is a question dickhead. Where’s your question mark?
September 6th, 2011
LOL. So righteous I will temporarily cave to the trolls and comment. Not sure if the poster is also the creator so please be assured have taken that into account.
Firstly, The comma was used excessively.
Missing full stops and a question mark.
Also, the very first apostrophe is placed in error.
People who live in glass houses should try not to make such asses of themselves or I’ll throw a fucking rock at them.
Nice try though brainiac :-)
September 8th, 2011
Was I the only one the heard Samuel L. Jacksons’ voice in their head while reading this?
Quentin Tarantinos’ contribution to the high school English syllabus: The missing texting scene from Pulp Fiction.
September 15th, 2011
Forgot to capitolize “I” after Then and Than Retard.
You have failed.
September 20th, 2011
@ Holly
Your first sentence is a fragment….you should learn to correct your own sentences first before others.
September 26th, 2011
this…made me laugh…it made me laugh….then fucking post it on three of these dumbfucks profiles. to whoever wrote this: THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU AMAZING HUMAN BEING!
September 29th, 2011
There may be mistakes scattered throughout, but I still cannot deny that whoever wrote this has earned a spot on my “I fucking love you” list. They perfectly captured the very emotions I feel when someone is too moronic to use proper spelling and grammar.
October 18th, 2011
Wow, I cannot believe how many people are that idiotic to care so much about grammar to get their shit stained panties in a bunch. But whatever, I love how people think the human race is so much better, we are parasitic losers who will become extinct!
October 27th, 2011
Honestly, whoever wrote this, i would LOVE to shake THEIR hand because THEY’RE awesome (see what I did THERE)
By the way: “lose” and “loose” really gets to me. Like, is the Eminem song “Loose Yourself”? NO! It’s “Lose Yourself” bitches! (best example I could come up with)
And on that note…
when little 10 yr olds say “cum” instead of “come” when they mean something like “come hang out at my house sometimes” and should NOT know what “cum” is, THAT pisses me off too.
And on that note…
I’m surprised that the “to”, “too”, and “two” one didn’t make it, or “whose” and “who’s”
October 28th, 2011
@Shed Dweller
Took the words out of my mouth. Halfway through, I almost figured he was the one who wrote it.
November 3rd, 2011
ha, the rant is quite correct although the curse words are really haunting me just reading it makes my ear hurt even though I’m not hearing them
November 20th, 2011
Funny how many people commented on other peoples errors, and forgot simple things like capitalizing the first word in a sentence.
December 6th, 2011
This was epic- other than the fact that most of it was one big run-on sentence…
December 14th, 2011
Wow, I liked that. Although people need to quit commenting on the mistakes. If you guys really have to skim the rant twice just to point out errors, you’re stupid. You can’t possibly have noticed all the mistakes the first time you decided to read it because you weren’t thinking about it until you were done.Also, what good does it do to point out the mistakes? This isn’t 4th grade English homework where you point out the mistakes and correct them, this is merely for enjoyment. i hoped you all enjoyed my mini- rant,lmfao.
February 5th, 2012
There is a difference between poor grammar (stupidity) and typographical errors (typing too fast and/or just not paying attention). I’m willing to bet this guy’s errors aren’t because he’s stupid, but because he was typing too fast and/or not paying attention.