Justin Bieber Seeks New Girlfriend–A Craigslist Ad

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have reportedly broken up.  It looks like Justin Bieber is having a hard time meeting someone who can meet all of his high standards. 

It’s tough to figure out what you want when you’re 18, and I sympathize with the Biebs.  Thus, as an older, wiser, and swaggy-er woman, I thought I’d help Mr. Bieber find his next dame by creating a craigslist ad for him.  Though I don’t personally know him, I carefully reviewed his music to determine what he’s all about, and what he’s looking for in a relationship. 

Here’s the Craigslist Ad I mocked up for him based on the evidence found in his song lyrics: (You’re welcome, Justin!)

I belieb this craigslist ad is a very accurate reflection of Bieber’s state of mind on the matter of romance.  I hope my kind gesture of creating it helps him find love soon!

*Note: I’d just like to point out, that if you did not know this was a fake craigslist ad I created from the direct lyrics of pop star Justin Bieber, and you just happened to stumble upon it like any other craigslist ad, you would most likely think this ad was written by a real sociopath.

He’s clearly thinking about eating some fondue later…

RIP Jelena.