Meet Colonel Meow
“Mercy” is not a word in his vocabulary.
He hasn’t had a hair cut since 1928.
Auditioned to be a wolf in Game of Thrones. Ate the casting director.
Thought “The Fox and the Hound” was hilarious.
Thinks the Beatles suck.
Voted for Mitt Romney. Twice.
Killed this cat 3 seconds after this picture was taken.
Tried to bring Kim Jong Il back to life in a seance once.
Hates Grumpy Cat more than anything.