If “The Notebook” Was a Horror Film (Trailer Remix)

The Notebook is a movie that has the power to make grown men weep and content women break off their relationships for a kind of unrealistic, Nicholas-Sparks-written love.

This trailer remix shows how the movie would have been…if Ryan Gosling wasn’t so f***ing hot.

Hot with a beard…

Hot with a hat…

Hot with a boat…

Hot with a bowl…

Hot with a side of a house…

Hot wi–I give up.

Passion!  THIS is a man who knows passion, dammit!