Justin Timberlake Is Ready

It started with a tweet.

Although the oracles had suggested that the waters would run still and the sun would tilt backward, allowing the moon to roam free during the day, what followed was a video:

And with this simple announcement, thirty-year-old women became fifteen-year-old girls and their hearts stopped beating, momentarily. Justin Timberlake is coming back to music. Also announced today, via Friendster:

Are you ready for Timberlake to come back to music, or do you even care? Let us know in the comments by commenting “Yes!” or “Yawn.”