An Inaccurate Recap of the Golden Globes (Through Gifs!)

Missed the Golden Globes last night?  Luckily the following gifs recap the entire event so you can be a part of all the small talk today:

Tina and Amy kicked off the show 90s style: With a missed high five.  It really got the crowd bumpin’.  So much, that for a second Claire Danes forgot how to cry.  But then she cried because she was so freaked out that she forgot how to for a second.

Quentin Tarantino auditioned for SNL at one point.

Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell remembered that tomorrow is Taco Tuesday at the same time.

Tina and Amy finally said what all of America has been thinking, but no one was saying.

Taylor Swift removed her talons for the evening, and graciously did not turn Tina or Amy into stone after that dig about her serial dating woes.

Jennifer Lawrence revealed the secret to becoming a celebrity.  The Scientologists are now after her.

Amy won the most coveted award of the night: A brief moment looking into George Clooney’s adoring eyes.

Glenn Close was secretly listening to Thrift Shop on her iPod the entire time.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler reminded us of the secret to a successful and happy life: Going home with Jodie Foster.

They are the best.