A Reminder That Brad Pitt Was Once the Sexiest Man Ever

1. He’s a phenomenal dancer.

2. He’s super assertive.

3. He’s incredibly deep.

4. He knows how hot he is.

Damn straight, you’re not human. YOU’RE TOO PERFECT TO BE HUMAN.

5. He’s emotional.  He even makes hatred sexy.

6. He makes eating sexy. EATING.

7. Just one look  and he’ll melt you like butter on a hot piece of toast.

Can’t look away…it’s…so beautiful…

HIS EYES ARE SMILING! HIS EYES ARE SMILING!

8. He’s grateful.

Oh my God, don’t mention it. ANYTIME.  EVERY TIME.  ALL OF THE TIME, BRAD.  I WILL LOVE YOU ALL OF THE TIMES. ALL OF THEM.

9. He looks like this when he takes baths.

10. HE LOOKS LIKE THIS WHEN HE GETS OUT OF BATHS.

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His beauty.  His talent.  His affection for his children.  IT HURTS.