Pophangover Pick-Apart: “Sex, Lies, And The Truth”
Deeper Understanding gave us this recut of a classic James Dobson propaganda video that, even in this cut-up form, probably makes more sense than the original did. Let’s take a closer look in today’s Pophangover Pick-Apart.
:01 This looks like it’s going to be a very dark episode of Step By Step
:08-:30 Strangers at a carnival. Any sex with them is unsafe sex. You DO NOT WANT carny cooties.
:34 This also looks like the cheap cover of the paperback book, available in a Mardel’s near you.
:36 Kirk Cameron has a moment of clarity. It won’t last long.
:58 DC Talk. Remember them? They were Christian rap/rock stars in the 90s. We’ve added the missing quotation marks.
1:07 Abstinence is a subject that comes up with these kids? The older girl has a moment of insecurity when she realizes these kids have gotten further than she has.
1:15 Nothing makes it past this guy. If there’s abstinence being talked about at his school he’s going to know about it. And pogs. If there are pogs being discussed, you know he’s gonna know about it.
1:39 This guy knows something about that girl’s diseases that he’s not letting on.
1:47 11th Grade is where it all goes down.
2:05 You’re telling me that this isn’t a recording group from the 90s?
2:11 They all crack up about her babby’s daddy being incarcerated?
2:23 SEXUAL CONFRONTATION?!?!? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I mean those days? Does this guy have a sex octagon in his apartment?
2:35 James Dobson is going to try to exorcise the devil’s advocate out of this kid.
2:41 DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS MAN.
2:44 This is why Republicans hate Obamacare.
3:08 Someone really thinks she’s Kelly Kapowski.
3:25 You know this dude is coming out in 3… 2…
3:35 All of this woman’s major life decisions are made with fashion in mind.
3:37 Darius McCrary carries this screen shot around with him at all times, but it still doesn’t help him get laid.
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