5 Fun Ways to Quickly Break Up With That Jerk Before Valentine’s Day

This is a list that only applies if someone has been a real jerk to you, and deserve the old “snip off” BEFORE they ruin your Valentines Day. (Not literally.  Please don’t ‘snip’ anyone’s anything literally.)

1. Email them this video.  Without context.  They’ll get it.

2. Text them this gif.  Without context.  They’ll get it.

3. Call them and play this on their voicemail.  Without context.  They’ll get it.

4. Instagram this picture and tag them in it.  Without context.  They’ll get it.

5. Tweet this.  Without context.  They’ll get it.

At the end of the day, it’s their fault for being a jerk to you so they’ll reap what the sow (through social media!) Tune in next week, we’ll show you how to have the perfect “Imaginary Valentine’s Day Date.”  I’m testing it out tonight! #foreveralone.

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