So You’re Single On Valentine’s Day…

Posted by Georgie on February 10, 2014

You think of all the happy couples in the world that are out and about, all in love with each other, and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

Someone asks you if you’re doing anything for Valentine’s Day, and you’re all like…


 

 

 

You ask your other single friend if they want to get together and celebrate your mutual single-hood that night, but they tell you they have a date this year and you’re all like…

 

*Traitor*

 

 

Your mom asks you what you think your ex is doing for Valentine’s and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

People keep asking you all day long if you’re doing anything for Valentine’s, to the point where you’re all like…

 

 

 

Your friend brags about how they’re gonna get laid and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

Every single person’s status on Facebook is some hackneyed quote or cheesy line about love and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

You go to the grocery store to buy large quantities of alcohol and are immediately inundated with Valentine’s paraphernalia, and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

After you get home and drink your heart out, you start looking at old pictures of your exes who dumped you, and at each one you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

5 Minutes Later you’re all like…

 

 

 

You get on your phone and start furiously drunk texting and you’re all like…

 

 

 

But you’re drunk and lonely and drunk so you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

But no one texts you back and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

You get on Netflix and everything they “recommend” for you is something that screams “You are going to die alone!” (Like Investigation Discovery specials and documentaries about sushi) and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

You grab that ice cream sandwich that’s been in your freezer for the past 8 months, and you’re all like…

 

 

 

You start drunk texting “I Love You” texts to friends and family, and you’re all like…

 

 

 

 

You put on Dirty Dancing just to watch Patrick Swayze and you’re all like…

 

 

 

Just before you fall asleep you’re all like “I will have a date next year.”  But then you’re all like…

 

 

 

Because whether you have a date or not on Valentine’s doesn’t matter.  Just so long as you…

 

 

 

 

Just live your life knowing that no matter what day it is, life is way more fun when you’re all like… 


What are your single-on-Valentine’s-Day plans?  Let us know in the comments below!

 

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