Madonna Just Joined Instagram
Madonna recently joined Instagram, so finally we can all get a better picture of what this extremely private and reserved mom is really like behind closed doors…
1. The first picture. She’s already got the whole “take a picture of myself with some kind of food or beverage” thing down. However, someone needs to show her how to use those #filters to get rid of the redness around her eyes, because rather than saying, “Hey! I’m Madonna! I like to drink and have fun!” this pic says, “Hey! I’m Madonna and I eat SOULS.”
2. The second picture. I want her to close her mouth. It would be so much less creepy if she closed her mouth. Also, it could use 50% more face and 50% less breasts to feel a bit more balanced. But mostly someone needs to tell her to close her mouth, because rather than saying, “Hey! I’m Madonna and I like to stay active!” this pic says, “Hey! I’m Madonna and what do you think is more distracting? My sweaty cleavage or my “O-face” mouth?!”
I wonder if she expects us to read the descriptions in a British accent?
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