The Worst Valentine’s Presents You Could’ve Given

Our sister site, http://theworststuffever.com, helped us compile a list of the worst possible things you could’ve given someone this Valentine’s Day (besides STD’s because those pictures would’ve been gross!). If you gave someone any of the following items, we recommend using February 15th to offer your significant other the opportunity to opt out and exchange your gift.

Lingerie. Or any undergarments, really. They never go over as well as you think they will because, no matter what you think, you have no idea what the other person really likes to wear in bed.

Personal Hygiene products. Believe us. They send the wrong message. Always.

Porn. If you’re a woman, you’re probably going to hate it, and if you’re a guy, you’re never going to have a chance to look at it.

Clothes. Because what are you, their parents? Get something awesome, and leave the clothes to the old folks.

Anything medical. Like the personal hygiene products, these gifts are going to send the wrong message. That message? “Hey, diseased person! I love you!”

Stuffed Animals. Well, not all stuffed animals. Just this bear.