The Worst Oscar Dresses (And Their Fashion “Statements”)

Posted by Georgie on February 22, 2013

Let’s take a look back and some of the worst Oscar Dresses we’ve seen in the past couple decades, and what statement they’re making. (*Some of these seem more like “fashion pleas” than fashion statements.)

This dress says, “I’m a blue belt.”

This dress says, “World’s most enthusiastic soccer mom for the Mighty Purple-Green Devils.”

This dress says, “It’s okay, just wear a LOT of eye makeup, and no one will even notice.  Nipples, who?!”

This dress says, “Do you believe in life after love?  Also, do you believe in SATAN? BECAUSE I DO.”

This dress says, “Oh, look.  There’s Ben AFLAC!”

This dress says, “I believe that children are our future.  Teach them well and let them design your dresses.”

This dress says, “I wear American Express. For everything else, there’s Mastercard.”

This dress says, “I don’t finish what I start. Hence my lack of sleeve. Also, David Bowie.”

This dress says, “80s GLAMOUR DRACULA QUEEN. BOOBS.”


Did we forget a horrible dress from Oscar years past?  Let us know in the comments below which of these dresses you actually thought was pretty cute at the time!  I can’t judge you. I’d have worn all those American Express cards if I’d been approved by my tailor. Bah dum CHING! (Worst joke ever.  No need to cue the “get off the stage” music, I’ll show myself out…




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