The Oscars Drinking Game

Here are the rules: 

1. Drink every time someone shows up wearing something intentionally wacky for publicity.

2. Drink every time Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt appear on screen together.

3. Drink every time Seth MacFarlane tells a joke that makes the audience slightly gasp/clearly feel uncomfortable.

4. Drink every time someone has trouble reading the monitor when presenting an award.

5. Drink every time someone thanks their mom in their speech.

6. Drink every time someone cries during their speech.

7. Drink every time someone thanks God in their speech. 

8. Drink every time someone’s speech gets interrupted by “get off the stage” music.

9. Drink every time someone comes to the stage with a written/prepared speech.

10. Drink every time Harvey Weinstein is mentioned. 

*There are no losers in this drinking game.  Only drunken winners.