They Did Whaaaa? Celeb News Roundup 3-20-2013

Posted by Earnest on March 20, 2013
  •  Katy Perry and John Mayer are now splitsville. How to respond… how to respond…

sarcasm

Oh yes. Sarcasm! Gee, they seemed so perfect for each other, what with their matching histories of healthy relationships. Katy seems so drawn to a specific type. The scuzzier the better. The only reason she’s not dating this guy is that he doesn’t have a music career:

Wait a minute…

Watch out, Oscar! You could be next!

  • If you aren’t already following Amanda Bynes on Twitter, now is probably a good time to start. She’s gone that special flavor of cray that only being a former child actor can make you. Most recently, she gave us a picture of her socks and expressed pride at having created the phrase “lololol.”

Can we get a judge’s ruling on that? In the meantime, I guess all we can say is thanks, Amanda. LOLOLOL!

  • Lindsey Vonn, who is an amazing, gold-medal skier is dating Tiger Woods, now. According to Us Weekly, back in the day, Lindsey Vonn made fun of Tiger Woods’ cheating scandal. Aww, you see? Celebs are just like us!

Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods

  • Rihanna’s tour bus was pulled over at the Detroit border where a drug sniffing dog boarded the bus and found a small amount of pot. According to rumors, she made things worse for herself when she told the bus driver to “Shut up and Drive” and “Please Don’t Stop The Music” before being pulled over. Once the cops boarded she called them “Rude Boys,” and the cops really became suspicious when she kept asking “What’s My Name?” followed by “Oh… Nana.”

Oh Nana!

Ryan Gosling

This one is for the ladies.

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