Top 10 Best And Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies of 2013

Posted by Lyndsey on June 7, 2013

It’s summertime (almost), which means the season for unnecessarily judging and envying the scantily clad bodies of the famous is upon us—starting with Britney Spears! Brit has yo-yoed between looking good and terrible in the many years since her fall from teen pop princess hotness. But after pictures of her in a bikini surfaced this week, it seems her body is back in favor with all the bitches on the web. Go Britney!

 

So who else is in her good company…and who isn’t?

 

Take a peek!

 

The Best

Britney Spears has been working hard. She looks pretty good, for Britney Spears.

 

Jessica Alba, how is it possible that have you had children, plural?

 

Hugh Jackman...is hot. ‘Nuff said.

 

Olivia Wilde. What a surprise.

 

And The Worst….

 

Quentin Tarantino. I love this man’s movies. But that doesn’t mean I ever want to see pictures of him in a bathing suit. Ever.

 

Ke$ha. What is happening in this picture? Those bottoms do not help.

 

Courtney Love, channeling Tara Reid.

 

Sean Austin. Frodo would not approve. On second thought, based on that final scene in LOR, maybe he would…

 

Coco. Clearly she needed all that oil in order to get into that waaaaay to small suit. Admittedly, there are some people out there who would find this “hot.” But in this humble opinion, the overall trashiness of the situation outweighs that opinion. Or maybe that’s just the extra weight of her HUGE boobs and butt?

 

Anybody missing from the list? Comment and let us know!

 

 

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