They Did Whaaa? Celeb News Roundup! 6/11/13

Posted by Georgie on June 11, 2013

Soooooo…

 

Gerard Butler went on a German television show and cracked a walnut with his butt.  Was hott while doing so.

 

He can crack my walnut whenever he wants.  Wait, somehow that doesn’t sound sexy…

 

Penn Badgley, 26, and Zoe Kravitz, 24, broke up after a (nearly) two-year relationship together.  A source says it ended on good terms, and that both stars just wanted to focus on their careers.  As Lenny Kravitz’ daughter, if you’re not listening to “Fly Away” on repeat right now, you are not taking full advantage of your awesome heritage and you are wasting everyone’s time.

 

 

The album art for Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision,” is an optical illusion of a woman’s figure.  I wonder if its Jessica Biel’s? 

 

Sexist or artsy?  His nose makes an impressive C-cup…

 

Lauren Conrad blamed too much clubbing for ruining her voice, and is apparently “done with it.”  In an interview with Marie Claire:

 

“It feels done for me. I’m OK with it being done,” the 27-year-old tells the magazine. “I destroyed my voice when I moved to L.A. There are polyps all over my vocal chords because I was in a lot of loud places. If you listen to the first episode of Laguna, my voice is completely different.”

 

 

OH MY GOD.  YOU GUYS.  WE HAVE FOUND IT.  THE OWNER OF THE WORLD’S ULTIMATE “FIRST WORLD PROBLEM,” IS LAUREN CONRAD!!

 

 

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