So You Just Met Someone You’re Super Into…

Posted by Georgie on June 13, 2013

You’re out with some friends, when some mutual friends of these friends come to join you.  One of these new friends happens to clearly be Mr. Hunk, the mayor of Hunktown and you’re all like…

 

 

Your friend tells you that Mr. Hunk-Muffin keeps staring at you, and you’re all like…

 

 

You go to the bar alone, hoping he will follow you.   He does, and you’re all like…

 

 

He says something completely witty and charming after introducing himself, and you’re all like…

 

 

You try to play it cool and walk back to your group of friends.  Your friend looks at you and you give her the “IT’S ON” signal.  And she’s all like…

 

 

Mr. Hunk meanders over and sits next to you to keep chatting with you, and you’re all like…

 

 

One of his friends comes over to troll him, and he’s all like…

 

 

Your friend is now drunk and being a good wing-woman by keeping the troll distracted.  She looks at you and she’s all like…

 

 

All of the surrounding friends are starting to leave, but you and Mr. Hunk are all (metaphorically) like…

 

 

Your drunken wing-woman comes over and squeezes you on the arm, whispering in your ear, “WE HAVE TO GO I’M DYING OF BOREDOM,” and you’re all like…

 

 

You go to say goodbye to Mr. Hunk, and he asks for your number and if he can take you out that week and you’re all like…

 

 

You hug goodbye and your heart is all like…

 

 

Is this so much to ask?  IS IT?

 

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