They Did Whaaa? Celeb News Weekly Roundup!
Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco broke up. And then the heavens opened up, and an angel looked down at me and said, “You idiot! Just because they broke up, doesn’t mean you have a chance with literally the best looking man alive!!! Who do you think you are…a self-deprecating fictional character who somehow manages to get the unrealistically perfect man in terribly written Vampire and BDSM novels? Because FYI: You’re not. Now stop day dreaming and finish your salad.”
Oh what I would do to be Kaley Cuoco’s face in this photo…
Busy Philipps named her baby girl Cricket. “That oughta keep me in the spotlight for at least two weeks…” smiled as she Tweeted something funny about her child’s inevitable need for therapy in the future…
Busy tweeted, “It’s weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be (in) therapy for lots of reasons, I’m sure.”
Helen Mirren wore stripper heals to the premiere of “Red.” In case anyone wanted to know who the biggest bad-ass in Hollywood is.
#Sharknado WAS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN IN POP CULTURE HISTORY. According to Twitter/ The Free World.
Amanda Seyfriend told Elle Magazine that she only dates people her vagina immediately wants. Or, to put it in her words, “Everybody I’ve dated I’ve been sexually attracted to immediately…Sparks don’t grow—your vagina doesn’t become more inclined to wanting someone just because you’re around them.”
Corey Feldman released the worst song and worst music video of all time. Seriously, I actually feel nauseated after watching this. The fact that he is still impersonating Michael Jackson isn’t even the most disturbing part. I think the actual sounds coming through the speakers is the most disturbing part. If you can make it past the 30 second mark, you deserve a bloody medal. But don’t, because it might ruin your next experience watching The Goonies.