“Reasons My Son is Crying”

Posted by Georgie on July 16, 2013

“He couldn’t find the red balloon he asked me to throw to him.”

“He couldn’t get the last Cheerio on the spoon.”


“He couldn’t have ALL the trains at the museum.”



“The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair.”


“I wouldn’t let her play with a bag of dog poop.”


Fact: This is not technically a “son,” I know.


“He put himself in time out… for no reason.”



“He didn’t want to share his leg hole.”


Who does? #PersonalSpace


“The straw was too long.”



“I didn’t let him throw his brother’s toe nail clippings away.”


Those are the tears of a future serial killer…


“I won’t let him eat styrofoam.”


Those monsters…


I totally get the kid that put himself in time out for “no reason.”  I do this every Saturday after I wake up with a hangover and 32 sent text messages.

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