What Your Engagement Photo Says About You

Posted by Georgie on July 17, 2013

 ”We’re your favorite couple.”



 ”Who said strippers can’t settle down with a nice client man?”



 ”Future parents of a child named Eggplant.”



“How else will her ex notice her engagement on Facebook?  It’s important that he notices.”



 ”We are super down.”



“She told me she was pregnant.”



“Divorce is inevitable, LOL.”



“Metaphorically re-enacting our first time.”



“We haven’t had sex yet.  Ever.”



“Eh.  We’re kind of at that age and should probably get married, right?  Fuck it.”


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