13 Things the Royal Baby Would Be Thinking Right Now, If It Knew It Was the Royal Baby

Posted by Georgie on July 22, 2013

1. I GOT RICH PARENTS!

 

 

2. I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY AT ANY POINT IN MY LIFE!

 

 

 

 

3. Oh shit, they’re going to dress me up like this every day…Even though I’m a boy…

 

 

 

4. And there will never be a day that goes by when I’m not photographed…

 

 

 

5. Shit. The nickname “Royal Baby” is going to make high school a living nightmare…

 

 

 

6. But I can just have anyone who makes fun of me for being the “Royal Baby” thrown in prison for treason!

 

 

 

7. HAHAHA! I CAN THROW PEOPLE IN PRISON FOR TREASON! OH THE POWER!

 

 

 

8. Unfortunately, all of my mistakes and indiscretions will immediately be known to the public.  So basically, I can’t ever fuck up.  Ever.

 

 

 

9. I think my true passion in life will be to become a professional magician.  WAIT — I CAN’T BE A MAGICIAN BECAUSE I’M THE FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND?!

 

 

 

10.  Oh, crap.  I will probably have to join the British Armed Forces and give up my magic…

 

 

 

11. Aaaaand one day I’m going to Google my parents and find out that my aunt’s butt upstaged their wedding.

 

 

 

 

12. Seriously, I’m really upset that being born into this family means I can’t be a professional magician. WTF?!

 

 

 

 

13. BUT…RICH PARENTS!

 

 

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