Jessica Alba Has a “Muffin Top” and “Cellulite”
In a recent interview with Women’s Health UK, Jessica Alba opened up about something we can all relate to: Her blind hatred of the gym. Like us normal people, she, too, gets bored with working out. Unlike us normal people, however, she is Jessica sodding Alba, and thus continues to look like she lives inside an LA Fitness. Which is why her following statements to the magazine prompted me to say “bull shit” out loud…
“I have a brutally short attention span. It means I’m useless at working out…I get so bored. I have cellulite and stretch marks — and I have a muffin top!”
Now before you come to her defense and say, “She probably does! We all have insecurities! It’s photo shop!” let me just show you these RECENT pictures of the actress:
(This picture is from April of this year.)
Nice try, Alba. You can try to tell us that you “hate” working out all you want, but YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. And now I’m so mad I’m gonna go eat a muffin.
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