Perez Hilton on His Feud with Lady Gaga

Posted by Georgie on November 26, 2013

It’s such a classic tale: Celebrity blogger uses the infamy of his blog to make friends with famous people; famous people befriend the celebrity blogger so he will write good things about them; Insecure celebrity blogger and insecure celebrities start talking smack on each other for publicity; shit starts to get real and everybody starts hating everybody and getting weird haircuts to “out hair-fame” each other…

 

Or as I like to call it, a typical Tuesday for me! (PS: F*** you, Taylor Swift. RETURN MY COUNTLESS EMAILS!)

 

 

Well that was a fun reminder of what rich, immature high school kids are like when they fight with each other, wasn’t it?  Although I think we’d get more bang for our buck by watching reruns of Degrassi…

 

I couldn’t care less about this “feud,” because at the end of the day, Perez Hilton will keep making millions, and Lady Gaga will keep making millions, and I do not feel sad for either of them or their “fake friendship.”  Meanwhile, I’ll just be sitting her wondering if I’ll ever get a chance to make Taylor Swift a “fake friend,” and end up in a ballad called “Dear Georgie.”  A celebrity blogger can dream, can’t she?

 

 

I’m not about to start crying, I’m about to start laughing…at that very, very silly shirt.  You’re making Wendy Williams look super normal right now, and I just can’t handle it…

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