9 Awful Celebrity Dolls

Posted by Jillian Madison on June 16, 2011

These pathetic action figures look nothing like the stars and characters they are supposed to represent:

BELLA SWAN

Not even close. The doll looks like a 1920′s beer wench, while Kristin Stewart just looks like your everyday ordinary modern day wench. For $139.99, the creepy thing better get up and do my laundry.

SPOCK

Sorry, no. The action figure’s nose is too piggish and the eyes are way too big.

SHAQUILLE O’NEAL

It looks like Oprah Winfrey’s corpse! YOWZA. How/why did Shaquille O’Neal approve this hideous thing?

HIRO NAKAMURA

This action figure just looks like some random half Asian dude with ill fitting eyewear. Not buying it.

INDIANA JONES

Come on. This looks NOTHING like Indy.

BARACK OBAMA

This one looks more like an angry, sunburned Arnold Schwarzenegger.

ROCKY BALBOA

Two words: TOTAL FAIL. This thing is an embarrassment to my childhood memory of Rocky Balboa.

BO DUKE

That’s not Bo Duke. That’s Regis Philben in a bad toupee. AND THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

If Justin Timberlake was an anorexic progeriac in desperate need of a cosmetic dentist and some cheek implants, this action figure would be dead on.

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