Miley Cyrus is Basically Just Masturbating in Her “Adore You” Music Video

Posted by Georgie on December 27, 2013

Miley Cyrus was the most talked-about celebrity of 2013, and by the looks of this video, it doesn’t seem like she has any plans to be any less talked-about in 2014…

 

I’m not freaking out about the sexuality she portrays in this video (though your aunt definitely will be), but she has got to trim down those claws of death if she’s going to make a move down to her “special box” like that.  That’s more uncomfortable to watch than someone getting friend-zoned to the face.

 

 

 

All I kept thinking was, “I really hope the Wrecking Ball makes an appearance and plays her lover in this video, too.”

Can you imagine how amazing it would be for the camera to pan over and the Wrecking Ball to be sitting in the bath tub with her?  Now that would be artistic expression.

 

 

Love her or hate her, Miley’s expressing herself in the artistic way that she wants to.  And if that happens to be rolling around in blankets with a shitty night vision camera, singing about her smokin’ hot ex-fiance who is currently trying to cut all association from her with his PR team, so be it.  #Art #TakingBathsWithClothesOn #SuchArt #Wow #IShouldDoYoga

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