Mean Girls: The Drinking Game!
Mean Girls is 10 years old on April 30th. 10 YEARS OLD!!!! It’s time that you celebrate this glorious film by dressing up like a Halloween slut and playing a drinking game with your fellow plastics because…
1. YOU WANT YOU PINK SHIRT BACK!
2. You’re not like a regular mom, you’re a cool mom!
3. Butter is a carb.
4. YOU WANT YOUR PINK SHIRT BAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!
Here are the rules for the Ultimate Mean Girls Drinking Game:
1. Eat lots of carbs so that you can handle this drinking game. (Remember: BUTTER IS A CARB!!)
2. Drink every time…
Someone mispronounces “Cady.”
Mrs. Norbury is self-deprecating/complaining about her life.
The humans turn into “wild animals” for an imagined “jungle madness” scene.
Cady doesn’t understand a pop culture reference, or is confused at a part of “Girl World.”
The Burn Book is shown or mentioned.
Gretchen tries to make “fetch” happen. / Chug when she is told it’s not going to happen.
Someone alludes to Janice being a lesbian.
Someone says Damien is “almost too gay to function.”
Karen is being ʞaren.
There is a failed “attack” on Regina George.
Coach Carr is giving a lecture on “safe sex.”
“But you LOVE Lady Smith Black Mombazo!”
“I only date women of color.”
“Is butter a carb?”
“I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!”
“I just have a lot of feelings.”
Finally, take a big ol’ shot if this applies to you!:
And high five all the people around you who have also been called a slut. (Unless you’re doing this drinking game alone…in which case, message me in the comments and let’s start a drinking book club together because we are soul mates.)
Feel free to add your own rules in the comments!! I’ll add the best ones to this list, and WE SHALL COLLECTIVELY MAKE THE GREATEST MEAN GIRLS DRINKING GAME EVER!!!
And of course, after you play, let us know!…