The 10 Worst Celebrity Wax Figures

(If you’re easily confused, the wax figures are on the left, and the actual celebrities are on the right.)

Laughing. My. Ass. Off. Major points for the frizzy hair (psst: size of a dime), but the rest of this wax figure blows. As seen at the old Hollywood Wax Museum.

Maybe they were going for Lindsay Lohan, but they wound up with Valerie Bertinelli. As seen at Madame Tussauds in NYC.

This looks nothing like her. It looks more like Jenna Elfman. And why the hell is her face all yellowed and discolored? Apparently, this is supposed to be LeAnn Rimes after a battle with liver disease. As seen at Madame Tussauds in NYC.

Leonardo DiCaprio looks like he just got back from a 5 day drug bender with Kid Rock, and Kate Winslet looks like she just sang Shania Twain karaoke at the Tennessee state fair. Awful. Not even close.

The Olsen Twins? Really? More like the evil spawn of the Octomom and Diane Sawyer.

This wax figure’s gonna need more than curly hair and a vacant, bitchy stare to make it look like the real Jennifer Lopez.

Two words: TOTAL FAIL.

Barack Obama looking like… SOMEONE ELSE… at Madame Tussauds in France.

What lovely teeth you have… better for me to EAT YOU WITH, my dear.

Clearly, this is supposed to be Hugh Grant’s mildly retarded older brother, forever emblazoned in time after giving himself a haircut with some kitchen sheers. As seen at Madame Tussauds in London.

(Originally posted here on Pophangover on July 15, 2009)