Dove Chocolate Promise Notes For Men

We’re big fans of Promises. No, not your best friend’s unwavering assurance that they won’t eat your fries while you’re in the restroom, but those delicious little individually wrapped chocolates from Dove.

We couldn’t help but notice all of the cute little inspirational messages written on the inside of the foil are completely geared towards women. Three “promises” that I got recently: “Buy yourself flowers”, “Tell yourself you’re beautiful”, and “Let chocolate warm your soul.”

Really, Dove? What about the guys? Certainly some dudes enjoy a chocolate every now and then. They should be taken into consideration, so we’ve taken the liberty of coming up with some Dove Chocolate Promises for men:

[This was originally posted on Pophangover on July 22, 2009. We're reposting it today because we're on vacation this week.]